His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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