how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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