i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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