I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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