Will you blow on my dice?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE