At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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