HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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