Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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