i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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