Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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