Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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