the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have tasted many bathrooms
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
