So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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