i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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