Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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