Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
