i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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