Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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