Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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