We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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