There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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