Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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