But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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