Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
