Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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