A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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