that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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