I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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