Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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