Are we in a gay sports bar?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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