rhymes with "ouble enetration"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Did I show you my penis last night?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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