dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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