I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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