butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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