He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
