some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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