After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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