that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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