You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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