would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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