I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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