my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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