Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
