Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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