My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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