I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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