I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
