im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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