I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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