Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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