If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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