Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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