you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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