Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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