Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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