That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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