She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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