If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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